Justin Bieber a Lizard Person?

Mandik

Using Mandik's definition to analyze the theory Justing Bieber is a lizard person:

Explanation of

This theory attempts to explain Justin Biebers’ physical features and traits by suggesting he is a lizard person. Therefore satisfying the condition of explanation.

Historical events in terms of

It attempts to explain two events, testimony stating that some saw Mr. Bieber transform into a lizard and a strange video of him. These two events may or may not have occurred, so it is uncertain if they truly count as historical events.

Intentional states of multiple agents (the conspirators), who among other things,

There is at least one intentional agent, Justin Bieber, who is according to this theory attempting to hide his true reptilian nature. If one considers this to be a subset of the “Reptilian Elite” theory, then it is possible there are multiple agents working together.

Intend the historical events to occur and

It is unclear if the agents intended for the events to occur; it is not specified by the theory. If they did intend this, it would directly contradict the intent to keep their actions secret. If they did not, then this element of the definition would not be met.

Keep their intentions and actions secret.

If the conspirators intended to reveal Justin Bieber’s reptilian nature, then they are not intending to keep a secret. If they did not intend for the historical events to occur and did intend to keep the secret.

Conclusion

Therefore this theory does not meet all the criteria Mandik’s definition of conspiracy theories, as two of the definitions directly contradict each other in this case. This theory also relies on a certain element of suspension of disbelieve, to believe that the reptilian elite might even exist requires a sort of sci-fi leap of faith. In this case, we should at the very least consider this theory prima-facia unwarranted. There are certainly theories, including coincidence or simply incorrect evidence, that at least if not more so as likely to be true as this theory.

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